My cousin is pregnant with my baby after a drunken night of passion

The Sun has a column from Dear Deidre on May 29th about a man who got his cousin pregnant:

My cousin was staying over and I had given her my room but I decided to get some kip on my bed too (it’s a double) as I wanted a good night’s sleep before my flight the next day.

She went to the bathroom to undress and came back completely naked and climbed in next to me. I felt really awkward but she soon changed the mood and started asking me if I was OK.

She said she was going to miss me very much, then leaned over and kissed me on the lips. One thing led to another and we had sex. It was good even though we were both drunk.